where did the time go? i got to get started on a 401(k). how could 1996 be that long ago? i mean, seinfeld was on and i remember it. jimmy, can i see what i looked like in 1996? oh, my god. what is happening? what is happening to me? ( applause ) am i molting? next up on tippy canoe and the waggy too, folks, i don't like to brag but i've had sex. ( cheers and applause ) the kind with women. of course, i'm not alone. this entire country is obsessed with intercourse, a.k.a., copulation, fornication, doing it, mary jane, angel dust. the big apple.